Letter to the editor: Political therapy

The facilitator of the political therapy group noted an empty chair and asked, “Where’s Bill?”

“He switched positions on election fraud,” said Kayleigh.

“Lock him up! Lock him up!” they all shouted.

“Show of hands: Who believes the election was stolen?” the facilitator asked.

All hands were raised. Rudy raised both.

“On what evidence?”

Don Jr. answered, “Photos of people voting who don’t look like Americans.”

“We have signed affidavits stating that George Soros paid for buses on Election Day,” chimed in Rudy. “And Judge Judy has agreed to hear our case.”

The facilitator longed for his old job at Trump University. A money counter and diploma signer isn’t all bad.

Eric removed his MAGA cap mumbling, “Pardon me,” amid cries of “He will … he will.”

The facilitator then asked Kellyanne, “Do you think your husband George thinks Trump won?”

“With a few more nights on the couch he will,” she answered.

“And you Mitch — what do you think?”

“I believe in the Declaration of Independence,” Mitch responded.

Jared stood and asked for a dismissal, stating that a chartered plane was waiting to fly everyone to Atlanta to vote in the senatorial runoffs.

“But you’re not Georgians,” the facilitator noted.

Ivanka huffed, “My daddy is president … we can vote anywhere.”

“Class dismissed.”

Glenn Plummer

Unity