Letter to the editor: Jesus wouldn't have a shot for president

I was thinking that if Jesus Christ returned and wanted to run for president, he could never get the Democratic nomination, with his anti-abortion stance and his constant harping on acknowledging and depending on (shudder) God.

And if he ran as a Republican, he would lose, about 10 seconds after their polls closed, Leftifornia, New York, Illinois, Massachusetts, Hawaii, Delaware, D.C., Vermont, Oregon and Washington, and most probably New Jersey, Maryland, Maine, Minnesota and Virginia.

And if he actually managed to pull off the win the left, buttressed by the mainstream media, would be marching the next day ska-REEMING, “Impeach 46! Impeach 46!!” And Planned Abortionhood would hold rallies all over the country, spearheaded by Hollywood “celebrities” bringing the crowd to tears of joy and solidarity as they recount the wonders of their own abortions.

Don’t run, Big Guy. First-century Palestine was not all that welcoming to you, and 2020 America ain’t much better.

James F. Cataldi

Moon