Letter to the editor: Get the gazpacho police after the wonton killer

Look out, Marjorie Taylor Greene, there’s a wonton killer (Lauren Boebert) on the loose. Perhap you could get your gazpacho police involved and try to capture the little dumpling killer. First, you have to declare marshall law and then find the culprit and put him/her on a Jewish laser beam headed for outer space. Before you do that, get the DNA and put it in a peachtree dish to see if any other form of wontons are involved.

PUH-LEEZE, someone should put forth a bill requiring an intelligence test be taken before anyone can run for office. This is the dynamic duo who voted against benefits for cancer patients. How pathetic.

Nancy Cochran

Springdale