Letter to the editor: Equal justice for evidence destroyers

There is a feeling among some folk, that is, those with functioning IQs, that during this reign of the WOAT (Worst Of All Time), the justice departments are biased. But I say, nuh-uh.

I had to junk a PC, and so I removed the hard drive and beat the heck out of it with a hammer before I disposed of it. Immediately the FBI and Secret Service showed up and handcuffed me. “Destroying evidence, huh, Doc?” I told them I beat my hard drive with a hammer. They said, “Ohhhh, a hammer. See, we thought it was a crowbar. Crowbars are out. But we love hammers. We allowed Hillary Rodham Clinton’s minions to destroy electronic equipment with hammers. Hammers are fine, peacherooni, love ’em, we wish more people would use them on subpoenaed evidence. You have a good day now, Doc.”

Who says there is no equal justice for all these days?

James F. Cataldi

Moon